mersh

commercial marijuana, not of the highest quality, usually containing seeds and stems

is that nug or mersh?

by bell September 4, 2003

Pulled a Myers

Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:

a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic

b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic

May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage

Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.

Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.

by Eldo's_Fuehrer:ConnorCampanero August 21, 2009

mershitties

Unreliable, low quality, overpriced automobiles made by German car company Mercedes Benz.

"You get what you pay for, but not for a mershitties!"

by kuruma123456789 October 18, 2008

warren meers

The leader of the TRIO on the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 6). After attempted to kill Buffy and having her defeat him he goes to her backyard with a gun. He shoots Buffy and then as he goes running off he shoots a bullet into the window of Willow's room, sadly killing Tara Maclay. This brought out the dark side of powerful Wicca Willow Rosenberg (Tara's girlfriend) and she hunts down Warren tortures him and kills him by skinning him.

Warren Meers: "You think you could just do that to me? That I'd let you get away with it! Think again.
(whips out a gun and shoots)

A: did you watch buffy last night?
B: yes, omg i can't believe tara died.
A: I KNOW! that S.O.B Warren!
B: Good thing Willow kills him!

by confused.chica December 27, 2007

mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.

hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

by thebilldozer August 20, 2010

michael myers

Michael Audrey Myers:

Born 1957. He was a very smart kid growing up, living a normal life. Until he started to act a little less normal than usual. Then on October 31, 1963, six year old Michael Myers brutally murdered his seventeen year old sister. He was locked away at the Smiths Grove-Warren County Sanitarium for the murder. He remained there for fifteen years, until on October 30, 1978, when he escaped. Twenty-one year old Michael Myers heads home to Haddonfield, Illinois. He chases down his remaining sister, Laurie Strode, who was adopted by a new family after the murder of Judith Myers. Michael Myers is the villain that started it all. He layed the groundwork for all those shitty knock-offs like Freddy or Jason. He doesn't stop until it's done. He is just simply evil.

Michael Myers made Halloween scarier and more famous than it already was.

Michael Myers could kick Freddy's and Jason's ass.

by sadlfj;sklfjklasj July 8, 2007

Meerschaert

Pronounced: "Meer" as in mermaid. "Sch" as in shh! Be quiet! "Heart" as in you have a good heart.

1. n. A bad-ass

2. n, A family that live all over the country, but are mainly located in the mid-west.

3. n. A smart-ass.

4. n. My-ears-hurt.

I'm going to head out to the family reunion; I expect the normal Meerschaert chicanery.

I wouldn't go over there, after a few beers they are a regular group of Meerschaerts.

Carol, my ears hurt!

by monkeymusicunobeer October 23, 2009