Metosexual

A straight men who appears to look gay. An effeminate straight male, who cares about his looks, hair and being well groomed, the opposite of a stereotypical macho guy similar to a gay guy but, the male is still straight.

Dave is not gay he is just a Metosexual its perfectly fine to drive a pink car.

by LeviTheBold January 7, 2019

Melosexual

One whom sexual preference is drastically affected by music.

John is usually really drab but turn on some John Lennon and he turns melosexual.

by Magya_ January 14, 2021

mexosexual

A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overall be beautiful, BUT JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. So they end up wearing "designer jeans" from Target, Dolce Gabbana glasses that say made in China, and having to pluck their own eyebrows. Terrible!

If they are lucky enough to be able to afford a few nice pieces of clothing, they wear that same damn outfit everyday!!

A mexosexual is that "Latin" guy you see walking down the street, with only 2 buttons done on his shirt exposing his bare chest, tight jeans, and that blinged out belt buckle. And don't forget the cowboy boots, because they can't afford the Gucci's.

by Ashley and Tony February 25, 2009

Melosexual

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde

Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!

by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018

megasexual

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.

Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.

by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009

mensexual

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.

My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.

by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018

melosexual

some one is in love with people whose name is melissa stack

wow! im so melosexual right now for that melissa girl.

by rossay January 8, 2009