mexican seabass

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

Mexican Scorpion

A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.

Javier Martinez: Me and my girlfriend were hungry last night, so we did the Mexican Scorpion.

by Sir Jenkins Jeffers January 13, 2013

Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex

Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool

by 44Juliet January 14, 2015

mexican slipper

The act of covering ones feet in chilli beef and cilantro then inserting said feet into the rectle cavity of 2 cheap hookers paid for with stolen hotel robes, bedding and apparel.

Did you see Diana last night? She couldn't walk right for a week after that Mexican Slipper.

by xStalkerIIIx March 7, 2018

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Most Feared Animal in all the world!

Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.

by decajoe October 17, 2006

Mexican segway

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Mexican Standard Time

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...

I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

by kosmik85 June 27, 2009