by Dr. Dry February 6, 2010
Get the Massholechusetts mug.Massachusetts Asshole. Dickish, loud, ignorant despite living near the most prestigious colleges in the country, elitist, bad driver, jealous of New York, lives in an overpriced shithole with nothing to show for it, yet proud of it for some reason.
Normal Person: You're such a fucking Masshole. Why is that?
Masshole: Uhhh....errrr....Yankees suck!
Masshole: Uhhh....errrr....Yankees suck!
by Nuevo York January 28, 2008
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People from Massachusettes, usually pretty cool, but are referred to Massholes by out-of-state people that are jealous (i.e. Cow Hampshire).
While in New Hampshire, it is not uncommon to be called "Masshole" by the locals when it becomes obvious you're not from around there.
by Massholes337 October 17, 2008
Get the Masshole mug.A driver of a vehicle with Massachusetts licence plates, that is slow moving, driving erratically or driving witout any direction. Usually refered to in this manner by other New England drivers such as R.I., Conn. or N.H.
by Catherine Wallace May 20, 2004
Get the Masshole mug.Any no driving asshole from the state of Massachusetts.Identifiable by Massachusetts licence plates on the vehicle
by chica December 21, 2002
Get the Masshole mug.One who drives like a jerk, doesn't know how to drive, or drives really slow. These people are from Massachusetts (hence the term masshole)
by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006
Get the masshole mug.A particular type of resident (actually, denizen) of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts who is (1) loud, stoooppyd, and hidebound, (2) who has no connections between their shriveled brains and any parts of their bodies, especially their hands and legs that are supposed to control their caaahh (automobile) and their mouths, which make drunks from other states seem articulate and sophisticated in comparison.
Their baseball team, the Boston Red Sox is one to which they are fanatically devoted, despite that team's mediocre record, but entertaining performances. Likewise they express their collective and massive inferiority complex by acting lame, stupid and hostile to even the most trivial item or word related to the New York Yankees, including New York residents in general, especially when the Sox get massacred by the Yankees, which seems to happen all the time.
In general, you can always know that you're in the presence of a Masshole, when you get a strong sensation in your gut which makes you pray that this thing should immediately crawl back into the crevice from which it came.
Their baseball team, the Boston Red Sox is one to which they are fanatically devoted, despite that team's mediocre record, but entertaining performances. Likewise they express their collective and massive inferiority complex by acting lame, stupid and hostile to even the most trivial item or word related to the New York Yankees, including New York residents in general, especially when the Sox get massacred by the Yankees, which seems to happen all the time.
In general, you can always know that you're in the presence of a Masshole, when you get a strong sensation in your gut which makes you pray that this thing should immediately crawl back into the crevice from which it came.
When visiting New Hampshire, a Masshole will refer to that state as "Cow New Hampshire" (please note the "originality"), and if they happen to be seen next to an actual New Hampshire cow, it is the cow that comes off as more polite, educated and has a less offensive odor.
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