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Mermaid

A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:

A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.

Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.

Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.

See: temptress
I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.
by The Only Believer? December 28, 2005
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Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...
Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid
by Peachiè October 6, 2020
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The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid
The Mermaid is gone now.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023
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A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water
Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard
by MMAGuido August 10, 2010
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Mermaid

Mermaid-Slang for a girl who will let you do anything with her above the waist but goes into lockdown if you try messing with anything south of the belly button
Sharkisha-Ey that bitch is fine.

Ted-Nah man that bitch is a Mermaid. Waist down is on lockdown like she got fishy bits or something.
by Malongdiq February 8, 2014
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mermaider

its metal for fish!
dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean
by santaire January 28, 2008
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The mermaid

This usually involves a bigger area of water such as a pool, hot tub, etc. This is when a woman gives oral under water until the point of climax without coming up for a breath . when giving the oral it's important the woman doesn't swallow the cum but let's it float in the water and puts it in her hair like a mysterious mermaid would wear pearls.
I went to the hotel and this random bitch gave me the mermaid. I gave her a lot of pearls for her hair
by Inked_^monster May 15, 2016
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