"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
"You've just been Merched!"
by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010
Get the Merchedmug. 
Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.
Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.
I merched. Now I have AIDS.
Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.
I merched. Now I have AIDS.
by BTYS February 4, 2010
Get the Merchmug. noun.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
by FinnaSmash55 October 15, 2017
Get the Merchmug. Get the Merchedmug. Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.
by Lizicle December 23, 2008
Get the Merch mug. Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"
Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
Past tense of, "Merching"
Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013
Get the Merchedmug.