Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

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merceades

A girl just as unique as sushi. Usually something you barely find in this world. This girl has a nice ass, is very playful, and can seduce the hell out of you with the raise of an eyebrow.

Man, I'm tired of all these fake relationships with random bitches. I need a merceades.

by ThatGreyGuy09 October 21, 2013

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mercenarial

Having motives to financially profit from investment of others

He was mercenarial in his profit strategy.

by Gpathom July 27, 2016

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Merenade is a combonation of the two words "merinate" and "serenade." Basically it is when someone sings to their food. Some believe that this softens it up and makes it more dilectible. Others think that the food doesn't get softer, the jaw muscles just get warmed up from the singing so the food seems softer, when in fact the jaw is stronger and readier to eat it.

*As Forrest prepares to eat his muffin he starts to sing* "DJ got me fallin in love again!!!"

Lauren: "Forrest, stop singing to your muffin! You're an idiot!"
Forrest: *stops singing for a second* "I'm marenading it!"
Lauren: *gets annoyed* "do you mean serenade?"
Forrest: "No, merenade"

Lauren: "FORREST, YOU'RE RETARDED!"

by forrestgumpiii July 28, 2011

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