Meronia

Mello x Near.

Literally the best ship in Death Note.

Person 1: Meronia is my OTP.
Person 2: Immaculate taste.

by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm April 10, 2021

Melania

1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.

2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).

3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.

4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.

1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"

"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."

"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--

"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."

"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."

"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."

"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."

"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"

"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."

by maebyblewit May 15, 2018

Melania trump

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
Ctrl + c

Ctrl+ v

A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump

God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again

by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 15, 2017

moraniac

Someone that drives like a total idiot

look at that fuckin moraniac

by dr philgood March 6, 2009

Melania Trump

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.

Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

meaniac

Someone who is not only mean, but also a maniac. Someone who acts totally crazy while being their everyday mean self. Usually accompanied by their crazy laughter that is so annoying.

Breezy was a total meaniac when I took her Chuck T's away.

"Don't flick boogers at me you meaniac!"

by Lynda Loo Foss November 29, 2007

Melania

A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.

Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.

by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 3, 2017