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Megara

1. The name of One of the Greek Furies.

2. A Greek city-state, located between Athens and Sparta. Historically, Megara started out under the control of Athens during the Bronze Age. It held a couple of important colonies (Chalcedon and Byzantium) as well as the island of Salamis which was later taken over by Athens in 570 BC. It was also at Megara that the Persian armies were stopped from their military conquests into the Peloponnesian isthmus, and was constantly fought over during the Peloponnesian War by the Athenians and the Spartans, as it is strategically located at the land crossing to the Peloponnese.

When Megara turned against the Delian League, Pericles passed the Megarian Degree which forbade Megarians from Attic markets and harbors (Attica being the general name for the southern peninsula of Greece containing Athens, Piraeus, Marathon, &c). Many historians think this action helped start the Peloponnesian War.

During the war, the Athenians invaded Megara's land holdings and often blockaded the city from the sea, but never actually broke through the main city walls. For this reason Megara is one of the few states that was independent during the war.

The land itself is not very arable -- in fact just about the only natural resource the state has is its supply of salt from the shores. Isocrates said that the Megarians "farmed rocks." Megara was also the birthplace of Theognis the poet.

3. Also one of Hercules' wives. In the Disney version, she's his one true love, but in the original Greek myth she's just one of his many wives and mistresses, and ultimately kills the hero. In the Spanish-language version of the Disney film, the voice of Megara was played by Tatiana. (Hercules was done by Ricky Martin.)
Only the ruins of Megara remain today after the city was destroyed by fire in a battle where Sparta and Athens vied for possession.
by jumpingbugz January 3, 2009
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Mennard

Mennard is a CURSED ASF ship in the FNaF community, which is Michael x Ennard.

ELIZABETH POSSESSES ENNARD

Gachatubers who ship Mennard usually have Ennard possessed by a boy who has red hair and Michael's boyfriend from highschool, and his name is more likely to be Noah than anything else. STOP RUINING THE FNAF COMMUNITY!!

I'm not saying gacha is bad, I use it myself.
But this is too far. YOU'RE SHIPPING SIBLINGS!
1: uwuwuwu i love the ship mennard so much
2: mennard is so kawaii!11!
3: you shouldnt even be using the word mennard it's a bad ship
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menar

decked out homeboy with the flyest kicks.
"who's that stylin' the new bensons?"

"mann, that's gotta be Menar."
by 71665 February 3, 2009
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Menards

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007
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Megarection

When a person becomes aroused, and their penis goes erect, and beyond hard. Swollen and massive, such an erection takes longer than average to go away, and can often cause uncomfortableness with the bearer. However, the Megarections should be worn proudly, in all situations, despite cultural or social norms
"So, last Friday I was struck by a huge boner in the middle of class...we're talking GIANT"

"Yeah, a Megarection. Get those all the time"

"What? I was so embarrassed!"

"Dude, rock that shit!! MEGARECTION!!!"
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megarection

the maximum size your penis can be at any given moment. rock hard (happens rarely)
when you are extremely horny and aroused

"dude last i had the biggest boner, it was a megarection!"
by johnchulo August 6, 2009
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Ménard

A Ménard is a french slur used to describe someone as a "Retarded Duck" or someone who is simply "Bad at the game"
It is used as a joke only and you should not take it literally.
Tes un esti d'callice de ménard!
Did you see gab? Hes a big Ménard!
QUACK QUACK MÉNARD
by GlassCondominator December 9, 2017
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