Baby Medical Jesus

Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.

Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.

If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)

Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!

by Someone they know February 14, 2010

3d Medical Battalion

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012

Medical Mouse

A healer who can heal as good as Meheel but isn't quite as good as Meheel.

Tollas want's to heal as good as Meheel but obviously can't so he touches Meheels balls a lot. A prime example of a medical mouse is Meheel.

by Meheel January 12, 2010

Medical Marijuana

High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to what are called "med. clinics, the clinic, cannabis club, etc" Alot of people think Medical marijuana is just government grown marijuana and its fake but, i have news for all you idiots. Its real and, its fantastic. you are missing out.

Ricky: I want some of that medical marijuana. Let's get some hash from THE CLINIC!
Joe: Lets go. im going to get Northern lights hash, God's gift purple and some bubble kush today.

by Ricky M. July 20, 2006

medical school

Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.

I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.

by mjrn January 18, 2006

medical school entrance exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

by lesser of 2 eviles November 19, 2015

Medical Examiner

Someone who is medically qualified and investigates deaths occurring under unusual or suspicious circumstances. Often this involves autopsies as well as some investigation similar to a forensics major.

"Didn't you hear? Mariah got her doctorate and became a medical examiner. Now she works in a morgue!"

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018