Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009
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See also whooping cough.
See also whooping cough.
"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"
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by Ma22y December 30, 2017
Get the means to an end mug.A person born as a woman often mistaken for a man because of the way they act, dress, and appears. Typically having a better fade then most guys.
As john walks through BEST BUY he approached a TV sales associate . Unsure if it was a man or a woman he quickly thought if he should say : "excuse me MAM or excuse me MISTER" he simply realized the logical thing to do is vary simple . He decided to simply say "Excuse me MAMSTER do you have the new Samsung "
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Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.
Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.
Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.
Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.
I have murdered a man and slept with his wife afterwards.
May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.
Dixi et salvavi animam meam.
May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.
Dixi et salvavi animam meam.
by FelipeFritschF December 20, 2015
Get the dixi et salvavi animam meam mug.Last Measure is a shock site created by the GNAA, a trolling organization. It uses javascript to display shock images(goatse, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", and spawn multiple moving browser windows. Pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. It also tries to send "hey everybody I'm looking..." and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation. The official version doesn't, but some versions of last measure contain malware.
If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.
There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.
If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.
There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.
Person A: "Hey check out this cool site"
Person B: "Ok......god damn it you bast-HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"
Person A: "Lol, you got last measure'd"
Person B: "Ok......god damn it you bast-HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"
Person A: "Lol, you got last measure'd"
by theymos March 20, 2008
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2. He just got measted lol.
3. I just measted all over them.
2. He just got measted lol.
3. I just measted all over them.
by TheTrueMeast April 21, 2022
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