Mayen

Mayen is a person who is funny, good to talk to, and who understands you. He might seem mad at you but that is because he cares. Mayen has an enjoyable body to look at during class. There is no one as attractive or sexy as Mayen. He has a booty that makes you go crazy! Mayen is always your best friend even when you are mad at him.

Hey! Look, there's Mayen's thiccums.

by i.love.ur.mom June 4, 2019

mazele

a person who knows they talk nonsense but continues on doing it.

i can tell you lack attention. you are being such a mazele right now!

by neverkissandtell March 3, 2022

Shane Maze

Th wet spot inn our pants wen you wake up with a pee hard

M freind woke up with a shane maze

by Maze4daze August 18, 2019

Mayer Hawthorne

Epic music artist, bringing back good music with flavor

Person: Damn that is tight
person 2: yea, thats mayer hawthorne!

by JOOCIFER September 14, 2010

Mayerlis

A badass Latina bisexual rockstar that can make your girlfriends and boyfriends swoon. AND IS MOST DEFINITELY A TOP

Ray: Dang Mayerlis just stole my girlfriend and my brother

by yourmomgay November 14, 2018

phone maze

An aggravating attempt by large corporations to forever hold unsuspecting customers in an endless loop of button pushing.

"I was stuck in that phone maze for two hours before I talked to an actual person!"

by silhouette July 28, 2004

mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009