May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

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A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

May 1st by daystoday April 30, 2022

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person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

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Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

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it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

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The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

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Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

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