mastynap

when you masturbate and pass out, can be done during anytime of the day.

Sally: I'm really hangover
Bill: you know sleeping is the best way to get rid of a hangover
Sally: what's better is taking a mastynap!

by mizshit February 5, 2014

Martynas

Martynas geras žmogus, su juo nebūna liūdna, jis myli viena žmogų kuris taip pat jį myli. Dar martynas myli oksana :)))

Martynas niekada negers alaus daugiau, nes nesveika

by Oksana969 June 24, 2020

Maxton

The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3

*Maxton walks by*
Girl 1: “OMG IS THAT MAXTON!”
Girl 2: “ sure is”
Girl 1: “ he is soooo cuteeee”

by Kandance_withaK August 19, 2021

Martyna

a person that loves yoongi

Cool person pretty chill not a very common name.

Martyna a lover of Min Yoongi

by Celeryogurt August 5, 2019

Martyna

A polish crackhead, likes catos and dogs and does ket on the weekend. The only way to kill them is anti-martyna spray

Martyna eats catos

by Catos and dogos October 8, 2019

Martyn

Martyn is an adorable Irish boy. He's super flirty and funny, and he also really enjoys music. He always knows how to make people smile and he blames Pete Wentz.

MARTYN IS PERF

by sydneylikestea December 9, 2012

Martyn Pritchard

A sexy beast who likes to play Minecraft and eat Jelly beans.

I want a Martyn Pritchard in my life

by SadLittleWetSock January 19, 2017