Maws. Combination of the words “Man” and “Paws” describing the un-groomed, lengthy and greasy fingernails of a male comrade.
Brendan : let me see your phone. *Grabs phone*
Person 2 : Get your fucking Maws out of here you autistic slut
Person 2 : Get your fucking Maws out of here you autistic slut
by Coach Catta March 24, 2018
Get the Mawsmug. 1.Cat's way of communication. Contradictory to popular beliefs, Maw is actually the noise made by CATS (see CAT- small furry animal), not Miaw. Whoever heard a cat say Meaow? or Meoaw? or Miaw?
Small cats whose vocal chords/boxes are not fully developed do tend to utter "Miw"s or "Miuw"s but never Meaow.
If the whole population simply referred to Maw as the noise made by a cat, it would be a much Mawer place.
2. Word overused by people with nothing more interesting to say. It's quite fun really. Maw.
Small cats whose vocal chords/boxes are not fully developed do tend to utter "Miw"s or "Miuw"s but never Meaow.
If the whole population simply referred to Maw as the noise made by a cat, it would be a much Mawer place.
2. Word overused by people with nothing more interesting to say. It's quite fun really. Maw.
Fred steps on cat's tail
Cat: MAW!
Fred strokes cat
Fred: Good Cat!
Cat: MAW!
Fred deprives cat of food
Cat: MAW!
Fred: Oh sorry Cat.
Fred fetches food for cat, and presently feeds it
Cat: MAW!
Fred: No problem, Cat.
Fred purchases dog
Cat: MAW!
Fred's Mother: So Fred, when are you getting married?
Fred: Maw. Marriage is so Maw. Get Mawed.
Fred's Mother: That's lovely dear.
Cat: MAW!
Cat: MAW!
Fred strokes cat
Fred: Good Cat!
Cat: MAW!
Fred deprives cat of food
Cat: MAW!
Fred: Oh sorry Cat.
Fred fetches food for cat, and presently feeds it
Cat: MAW!
Fred: No problem, Cat.
Fred purchases dog
Cat: MAW!
Fred's Mother: So Fred, when are you getting married?
Fred: Maw. Marriage is so Maw. Get Mawed.
Fred's Mother: That's lovely dear.
Cat: MAW!
by Jop mcFopp August 30, 2007
Get the Mawmug. a debate between furries on which type of bodily attributes in a fursona they find more attractive, this being a debate between the paws or mouths of a fursona
this debate can also be compared to the debates straight men have over “ass or tits”
this debate can also be compared to the debates straight men have over “ass or tits”
by LilyMoss February 2, 2022
Get the maws or pawsmug. 'Yer Maw'
by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003
Get the yer mawmug. person 1 - "your fat"
person 2 - "yir maw"
person 1 - "i dont like your homemade chips"
person 2 - "i dont like yir maw"
i'm going to visit my grand maw
person 2 - "yir maw"
person 1 - "i dont like your homemade chips"
person 2 - "i dont like yir maw"
i'm going to visit my grand maw
by i'm yir maw June 5, 2009
Get the yir mawmug. A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")
'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'
'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'
'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'
'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'
'So's yer maw.'
'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'
'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'
'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'
by Eamonn H May 16, 2007
Get the yer mawmug. by Datum November 21, 2011
Get the Mee-Mawmug.