San Marino

A citystate which forbids lawn ornaments such as flaming pink flamingos to exist on one's lawn fronts. Displays of these gaudy items are discouraged with expensive fines.

You will treat this lawn as though it was in San Marino, any trash on the grass will be cited and ticketed.

by graphic design student May 28, 2006

san marino

The 4th smallest country in the world. Completely surrounded by Italy.
Capital: San Marino

San Marino is a country.

by dictator October 19, 2003

The Dan Marino

So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.

Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"

Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."

by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009

san marino

A city on Los Angeles county in Southern California. It is located east of Los Angeles in the San Gabriel Valley. It covers 3.8 square miles and has a population of around 13,000 people.

WTF are we gonna do in San Marino tonight?

by Nelson B August 8, 2005

maurione

She’s a baddie

loves food

in the mood

She’s not that common
She’s tough

And shy

Maurione is a baddie and nice

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Maurin

Maurin is a very good looking man who always strives for success. He is a very empathetic person who likes to have fun with others. He likes his friends very much, even if it doesn't seem like that at times.

Maurin is a cool Dude.
He is a Maurin!

by BigSUUURE November 22, 2021

A Dan Marino

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.

"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."

by thewarrior1986 June 5, 2015