Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.
John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...
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When a grown man has the emotional life of an angsty teenager he is said to be experiencing manpain, especially if he tries to compensate with macho behavior.
There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.
Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.
There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.
Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.
Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.
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I love my Maura!
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An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.
An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.
Tom: Man come look at this cool ass Macpadd mouse pad I'm going to order. It says that I can save the world if I purchase this thing.
Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.
Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.
Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.
Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.
Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.
Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.
Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.
Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.
Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.
Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.
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