mattiel

a person, usually female, who likes to take baths with a numerous amount of crayons (usually Crayola).

I was mattiel-ing the other night!

by sydeatsworld January 26, 2010

mattie lee

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.

“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”

by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018

mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.

"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"

by Oxforddd November 25, 2021

Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

MATTIE

MATTIE IS MOTO MOTO

LOOK OUT I THINK MATTIE MATTIE LIKES YOU

by Elmo is bae March 21, 2019

Mattie

A boy who owns someone's heart.
A future husband.
Someone's everything.

'You see that boy? He's my Mattie.'

by Sydney =] December 14, 2008