matt

obsessed with apples. cannot get an appe away from hm

oh look its matt again oh who would have known hes eating an apple

by footlover345 November 01, 2022

Flag

Get the matt mug.

matt

dickhead!

matt means only ever lying when his lips move!

by malloney August 31, 2008

Flag

Get the matt mug.

matt

someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.

matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.

by laker123 December 14, 2009

Flag

Get the matt mug.

matt

1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.

---------------------------------------
1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...

by eric lutherson November 16, 2007

Flag

Get the matt mug.

matt

someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass

Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."

by therod74349 April 28, 2010

Flag

Get the matt mug.