birthday motorboating

A practice of shaking your mouth back and forth over the lucky birthday girl's (or boy's) breasts, an equivalent amount of times to their age.

Darn, it took forever to finish Barb' birthday motorboating because she is now 88 years old. My lips are numb.

by ClavicleLover;) July 7, 2010

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

Maturbating

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe

I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?

by Veretus September 5, 2010

verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003

motorboating

A great way to end an awkward conversation with a girl you don't want to talk to.

"This girl was in my room and I couldn't take it anymore so I motorboated her. After the motorboating she left."

by A Bobby August 28, 2006

masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014

Motorboating

The act of making a monotone hum while pinching and moving the cheeks back and forth

We thought Michael was getting lucky in his room, but it turned out he was just motorboating by himself.

by BobbyHi11 December 10, 2014