muteeba

A really cute, loving and caring girl

I would love to have a muteeba in my life

by anon1231535 November 24, 2021

Muteeba

The best friend you could ever ask for. Always there for you no matter what. So pretty and amazing. She's really smart and trustworthy. You can trust her with your life. She's really funny and likes to say moo, when things get quite. She's really funny and caring, and everyone loves her so much. She's always the mom of the friend group, aka the wisest of us all, and can solve any of your problems. She's the best cow to ever exist. 'There will be no sunlight if you ever leave me baby."

Muteeba is so cool I wish I was like her.

by NakedMoleRatUwu October 21, 2022

MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023

Mateibait

Mateibait (noun): A special kind of ragebait that only Matei can pull off — not out of skill, but sheer, unfiltered stupidity. It’s when he says or does something so mind-numbingly dumb that people get mad, but he’s completely oblivious that he caused it.

Every time Matei opens his mouth, it’s 50% nonsense, 50% Mateibait.

by Matei0000000 October 25, 2025

matebait

calling someone a mate so much that they rage over the word.

i matebait him all the time.

by dipshitter January 3, 2026