Skip to main content

the matador

It is a threesome sex position. It involves a woman getting in the doggie style position with her hair in pig tails. The pig tails are representing the horns of a bull. While person A is thrusting on the bull, person B (the matador) stands across the room with his penis exposed and erect. With person A thrusting in mid-stroke, the bull runs toward the matador and proceeds to perform oral sex on him. After several seconds of fellatio, the matador removes his penis and runs to the other side of the room, and they repeat the process until all participants finish.
Bob: Man I am so tired
Tyrone: Why is that?
Bob: Man, me and Ricky did the matador on Rachel last night
by Polo22 January 8, 2016
mugGet the the matador mug.

The Matador

When your having sex doggystyle and you ram your partners head into the headboard or wall so hard it knocks them out. You then throw the covers over their head and scream Olé!
My wife got me a tie for my birthday so I gave her The Matador later that night.
by CLIckAble August 19, 2016
mugGet the The Matador mug.

the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
mugGet the the matador mug.

Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
mugGet the Mongolian Matador mug.

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in
My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
mugGet the Meaty matador mug.

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in
My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
mugGet the Meaty matador mug.

The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.
I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!
by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021
mugGet the The Matador mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email