masturhate

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

by hograndax March 16, 2009

Masturhating

Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.

Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.

by Masturhater September 2, 2010

masturhelper

1. An aid used in masturbation.

2. Someone who helps you masturbate.

My mom found my masturhelper the other day.

by Inez Critterhead October 27, 2011

Masturah

Beautiful hardworking most reliable most loving

It would be the most stupidest thing to lose someone like Masturah, for she has the most beautiful heart, a most loving person, a hardworking and most reliable person.

by Blanana November 22, 2021

masturah

Authoritative figure. Loves bob hair style. Infinite cash flow. Drive luxury cars.

Oh no it’s Masturah, look at her and her super car.

by @creatorcontent November 23, 2021

masturah

Authoritative figure. Love bobs hair style. Drives only luxury cars.

Oh no look! It’s Masturah driving one of her fancy cars again!

by @creatorcontent November 24, 2021

masturhumping

When you hump a pillow, bed, woman, etc., and you put your hand by your penis so that as you hump up and down, your hand rubs against your penis, giving you the sensation of masturbating while you are humping.

I was so horny after watching the shake-weight commercial that I decided to have a quick masturhumping session.

by Masturhumper December 29, 2010