Marianoing

to be so fuckin sexy, handsome, husband material, capable of turning on any female, cooking best food, being the funniest human being.

he’s has been marianoing lately, damn.

by Salma882003 January 7, 2022

Martano

The alteration of the name "Martin", these people tend to be a hip independant youngster who tends to have a plain name, but wishes to have a catchier name, the name Martano is this such name. This name should not be used by anyone who is not of a popular status as they may bring shame to the name and will get "ripped" for trying to use such a cool name.

Friend: "Hey, Martin what are you up to?"
Martano: "Hey, just call me Martano ok?"
Stranger: "Whoa you must be cool with a name like that!"
Martano: "Guys!"

by Martano Brien September 12, 2004

mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

by MCLX June 12, 2018

Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.

PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”

by Mariano. October 4, 2021

Maranoia

1. A state of temporary paranoia while under the influence of marjiuana.

Phil thought we would get kicked out of the bar because his eyes were bloodshot, but he was just experiencing maranoia.

by BrettMiller September 22, 2005

mariano

an emo edgy boy

mariano che schifo quello

by xShotoBey January 18, 2022

Mariano

Mariano🙏 Is a true blessing

Your are sweet , charming ,

Funny, thoughtful 🥰 generous , a bit moody but alswaus for a reason . One thing about a mariano he love to communicate always he might hold back but always shows his loving comfort side 💓💓 he’s warm , smooth gorgeous smile 😊

Would never left a lady lift a dime nor open a door . MARIANO Is a pleaser makes sure you get your nut first 🤭🤤🤤🤤 after he teases you trust me he will make sure to devour you inch to inch 😊😊🥰 just thinking about a mariano makes me wet💓💓

Mariano is a family type and will never hurt you ❤️🤞🏼

“Porq mariano es un hombre tan guapo”

by Babesitah November 23, 2021