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Marmalade 

Absolute cinema \_(*-*)_/

Very tasty.

Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu
Boy: Marmalade is my favorite food, and I love eating it especially when playing Animal Crossing.

Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.
Marmalade by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025
1 Rhymes with spade
2 Robertsons Marmalade jars and jam jars used to have a golliwog badge on them but the badge was removed to prevent fraud some people were using the badge as photo id card for their bus pass
Look at that bunch of "Marmalades" over there the tall one stole my bike
Marmalade by MR GOLLIWOG December 13, 2025
A feline with a unusually long tail known for meowing loudly.
I have a pet Marmalade.
Marmalade by Wuhh April 17, 2026

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

Marmalade Mussolini 

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.
Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

Marmalade Balls

nickname given to Kevin Federline(britney spears new fiancee) after his high school debacle where the whole flag football class at Bullard High in Fresno CA caught him in the act of smuthering his testicles in grape marmalade.
He is kind of strange, but old marmalade balls sure makes for a tasty teabag, just ask Edwin.