Markus

Someone who likes to get hit in the balls for pleasure.

Man Markus I didn’t know you liked that type of stuff.

by Balllllls September 12, 2018

Markus

He’s just a dick. Plain and simple. Markus’ are usually cheating on girls, lying, and blaming things on other people.

“wow, Markus is a faggot.”

by Jay jay mark November 30, 2019

Markus

Good friend. Nice pecker. Can be a great dude but lies too much.

That kid just flopped his dick on the table. What a Markus!

by Gokester February 27, 2019

Markus

A guy that is really gay and likes underage girls. He also loves anal sessions with his guy friends.

He is so gay. I think he is a markus

by D6buwf7 August 27, 2019

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative. A Markus in most cases is a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

A total dumbass

: who is that

:markus he is kinda stupid

by Aliencookie December 2, 2019

Markus

A guy who wants to have sex with black men.

Hey is that Markus flirting with that white woman?
No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.

by Veganrocker May 5, 2020