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martijning

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.
Hey where did Joe go?
He just left all of a sudden?
Yeah he is always martijning!
martijning by da vinci himselve March 29, 2014

Marwaning 

being fake -butthurt so you can talk about the things you want to talk abt
without drawing attention
look at that poor kid, he hates his ex.

-No, hes just marwaning to get to talk about her
Marwaning by Mangogalaxy May 15, 2016

Marwaning 

Verb - to pretend to be butthurt so you can be an attention whore while gaining the ability to swear at people.
Dude I'm sick of Joe's, imma start marwaning in 3, 2, 1.
'Wow, Joe you insensitive cock, why do you keep degrading me?
Marwaning by CapedCruisader May 15, 2016

Marmiting 

An alternative to "jammin'" meaning just chillin or hanging out.
"What you up to today?"
"Just marmiting, you?"
Marmiting by Tom++Char August 21, 2008

Maggieing 

When someone lies so much that they forget the truth
She's been maggieing so much that she couldn't remember what actually happened that night
Maggieing by 01810nigga November 18, 2015

Ged-Bad-Marning 

Strange butty man speak - "Grumpy Anyone..??" "2 pounds for cash please sir..!!"