Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.
Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"
or
The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or
Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"
or
The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or
Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
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Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*
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The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.
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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
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from Tool- "Aenima', 1997
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Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
from Tool- "Aenima', 1997
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Get the Maynard James Keenan mug.A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.
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Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
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