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Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.
Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!
by RRCsteve December 6, 2007
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Maniform

The type of work uniform that has to be worn by men and women, though it was clearly originally made for a man.
The crotch in this maniform is hanging between my knees, Suzy!
by sarita.michelle April 15, 2011
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Manfoliate

To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.

Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.
Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."

Jenn: "What a dick!"
by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012
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MONOFOCULAR

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
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manoog

Crazy rich kid. Enjoys Megan Fox movies. Nice kid but takes things way to far sometimes.
Guy 1: Who's that guy making out with that Megan Fox poster?

Guy 2: Must be a manoog.
by LittleMagicalElf July 5, 2011
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manojob

Mano is the latin word for Hand. A common saying "mano y mano" is Spanish for Hand to hand. Usually associated in engaging in throwing fisticuffs with two or more people, usually two. Keeping that definition in mind, a Manojob simply is a slang term for Handjob.
We didn't go all the way but I gave my boyfriend a manojob.
by Jake Ryan January 17, 2008
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Manafortin

making money using any means, legal but primarily illegal and laundering it through whatever resources are available, with the j tent to assure it’s exempt from being taxed’.
This is my regular gig but my side hustle is all about manafortin.
by happyfeelin October 31, 2017
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