Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)

A phrase to cover the act of female self masterbation whether internal or external.

Rachel says (02:27): I was masterbating
GlassyDarren says (02:27): Girls call it masturbating? I thought that was a boy word
Rachel says (02:28): Ok then I was performing the act of self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)
GlassyDarren says (02:28): Ah much better
Rachel says (02:31): Yeah I am now thank you ;)

by Natreeba March 27, 2008

penis manipulation

The act of a young woman, often between the ages of 7 and 14, who clowns an older man's meat cleavage. She employs the use of her solid fist and uses a punching motion.

Comes from the Greek word for love.

Betty-Lou was on her way home from school one afternoon when I approached her in my car. "Care to manipulate my penis, badger?" I called out. "Nigga, please." She responsed, as she manipulated my penis.

by Alex Garcia January 26, 2005

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG)

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.

Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.

by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008

Manipulating cum gargling whore bucket

A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.

My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.

by oliver stiff November 16, 2010

media manipulation

Slapping the monkey while listening to the radio, talking on your flip phone, and checking out parishiltonvideo.com on your laptop

Man, I did 20 or 30 seconds of media manipulation over that Olsen twins trailer.

by Orchidizzle May 18, 2004

Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

by DonH October 2, 2003

manipulationness

can be used as a Verb, but best described as Adjective.

A word used to describe someone, or something(action) that is very manipulative

evil kenivle: you will write me a check for 5 billion dollars
n00b: Jeeze, stop being stupid, im not going to give in to your stupid manipulationness.

by Mikey Jackson December 30, 2007