Manticore

Manticore- Greek, meaning "Man Eater"

The ultimate badass "mythical" creature. As described in "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" by Newt Salamander:
"The manticore is a highly dangerous Greek beast with the head of a man. the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpian. As dangerous as the Chimaera (a rare Greek monster with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a dragon's tail), and as rare, the manticore is reputed to croon softly as it devours its prey. Manticore skin repels almost all known charms and the sting causes instant death."
In the foreword of the book, Albus "FABULOUS" Dumbledore admits they are badass.

J.K. Rowling has mentioned this incredible beast several times throughout the Harry Potter series. For example, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the manticore is said to have escaped a trial because everyone was too scared to go near it.

The award winning movie "Manticore" (2005) is somewhat accurate in showing that the manticore is a badass creature, but it inaccurate in showing that the manticore can be destroyed.

All manticores are born into the super exclusive "BFC" led by two manticores living on Long Island, New York.

YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD YOU NEVER CROSS A MANTICORE'S PATH. IT MAY BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO.

Unknowing victim: "Hey is that a manti..." *gets eaten by manticore*

by A Manticore December 26, 2009

Mandilon

men by the name of George or Orlando who have been DeBalled by their wives

Orlando and George are the biggest mandilons in the family.

by Bignasty March 31, 2013

mordicorn

the most extreem hardcore pony out there. itll fuck you in the ass so hard you shit all over yourself. its the logo for the masque of the red death. also amazing and hardcore. you should give them laxitives and toilet paper 4x...because they too have been fucked by the mordicorn it owns all you bitches.

the mordicorn fucked.
the mordicorn was a sex maniac.
the mordicorn pwnd.

by lulyy January 23, 2008

Mandilon

A kid named Marlon who gets bossed around like a dog from his gf Alondra

Marlon: Im like a dog to you
Alondra: puto mandilon as mi gusta

by Ronaldoisass March 23, 2022

mandilon

a man who in essence has zero to no testicles... someone who sings "Cater to you" by Destiny's Child to the girls he tries to get with... someone who runs around claiming a sorority when he's clearly in a fraternity... someone who will give up secrets even if the pussy is not that good.

This past weekend at the convention in Denver, Chuy was a real mandilon. He was getting pulled around by the ear all around denver. Can you say baboso?

by I call it like I sees it July 20, 2008

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Manticore

In swinger lingo, a single truly bi male sought after by many couples. They are thought to be so rare that they have attained the status of mythical creatures. Similar to a unicorn.

Many swingers will go their whole lives without seeing two manticores in the same place.

by Dashuu2 February 17, 2010