having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.
by Cleophus Black November 09, 2007
The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.
When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.
by Hotdogeater4222 December 07, 2016
by elegant duck thing October 20, 2021
tod: hey what school do u got to?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville
tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville
tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
by cocksucker02 September 09, 2021
An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.
Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
by Frosteus October 04, 2018
A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.
by Clitcmmander September 06, 2020
When a girl gets screwed so hard in the butt that her butthole gets pulled out and looks like a Mandarin orange.
by Gspot0815 October 23, 2022