penis man

an arrogant, insenitive, annoying jerk.mostly, but not always, short and blad. thinks he is the studliest dude in the room.

paul is the biggest penis man in the room

by sandra December 20, 2003

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Penis Seggs Man

He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.

You: "You seen John anywhere?"
Guy: "I'm afraid he was a victim to the Penis Seggs Man...."

by YuaBeVibin February 24, 2022

penis sex man 69

the greatest discord user ever

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69

by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021