Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.

"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."

by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

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Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

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cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie

Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie

by Stephanie august June 4, 2021

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Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.

by Delinger March 12, 2011

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CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.

person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

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