mams

when your 100% sure of something, the "american" way of saying it would be dead-ass. mams would be the European way of the american dead-ass.

An example of using it in a sentence would be, Mark: hey did you finish your test? Matt: mams bro of course I did.

by neozomb April 18, 2020

MAM

The secretary from hell.

MAM is controlling and vastly disliked.

by Scotty Maura May 25, 2003

Mam

A secret *or not so secret* code name for booze. commonly used by the youth of a certain place in Sussex.

Hey Mike, did you get the Mam for tonight?

by SolarPlex February 18, 2009

mam-exam

n. A breast examination
n. any sort of womanly exam

oh no!!! i'm late for my mam-exam. my gyno is going to kill me!!!!

by panda puffin July 3, 2010

Rack of Mam

The exposed cleavage of your Waitress as she bends over to take your order.

Waitress: What can I get for you today? (Bends over to listen).
As you look up and see the tunnel down her shirt, "I'll have the Rack of Mam please!

by Stevil1 May 23, 2007

ya mam

A phrase used by chavs meaning i had sex with ya mam or just trying to bring your mam into the conversation. Many chavs use this as they think everyone gets offended when you mention their mam. Its funny the first time but after that when people start saying it to every little thing it gets boring.

Chav: ya mam
me: what about her?
Chav: i shagged her last night
Me: i know you did, she said you were shit.

by Craigeth December 9, 2006

your mam

In Yorkshire, we say mam for mum. It is almost always used like this: my mam. your mam/ his mam.

"Where did that come from?" "Yer mam."
"Who said you could behave like that in school?" "Yer mam."

by Ju October 14, 2003