by Saxo-trumpet-clarinet November 16, 2010
A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 13, 2021
by Foodcritic August 08, 2018
Another way to refer to a platonic life partner in a Queer-Platonic Relationship (QPR)
Variants include zucchini, joyfriend, significant bother, and partner
Variants include zucchini, joyfriend, significant bother, and partner
Me and my mallow went to the zoo the other day, and they added a reptile house!
My mallow’s pretty picky about when we go out on dates, because they don’t wanna intrude on time between me and my girlfriend.
My mallow’s pretty picky about when we go out on dates, because they don’t wanna intrude on time between me and my girlfriend.
by CitrusHerosi May 18, 2024
He's loving kind and faithfull when it comes to matters relationship.a best friend you can ever have..
by Not_my_username May 17, 2021
by vesai1 April 16, 2019
A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.
The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!
See Remallowist
The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!
See Remallowist
You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?
Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
by Fresh and Tasty May 09, 2021