Masbian

Male who's attracted to female (Male lesbian)

Guy : what's your sexuality?
Guy 2: I'm a masbian
Guy: ok

by dr_whale August 17, 2021

malebane

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

by Plaid September 19, 2003

Mansbian

A girl or guy who acts gay but really isn't.
Also search for metrosexual

Oh my god, that girl is such a mansbian. -Snicker.-

by Psh right March 4, 2006

mesbian

(n) A male acting as a female lesbian in a chat room, or other internet relay medium, in an attempt to pick up women. Most notable by speech patterns, or desire to find any bi/lesbian woman in a particular area.

"I'm tellin' you, anyone that thinks every woman on the 'net is 18 and bi, AND tries to pick them up, is a mesbian."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

marsbian

It is like a lesbian however instead of another girl in involes a mars bar. It is when the love for chocolate takes a step too far.

Bex: wtf r u doin with that marsbar
Katie: frigging myself, i'm a marsbian
Bex: kool i but try snikers they hav texture

by Foxy_Babe September 4, 2008

Mesbian

n. A Mexican lesbian.

The sexy latina turned out to be a Mesbian.

by BobDole4Ever April 27, 2009

mesbian

A male who pretends to be a female online just to get the attention of other females who happen to be real lesbians.

"I fucking hate mesbians"

by Wen LLH November 14, 2016