Get the Malcom mug.Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.
“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”
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Get the Malcolm’s Law mug.Yo, that guy malcom made history in super bowl XLIX 28-24 such a incredible read he now plays for the saints
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Get the Malcom mug.by Martin Chavarin August 11, 2008
Get the malcom and mary mug.Malcom is a man who is so good with women that he can't touch any without them dying of an intensive orgasm.
Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.
Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.
Is that Malcom? I hope he doesn't touch me or I'll die of a crazy awesome orgasm. I saw him playing hackey-sack and he's very good at it.
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One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.
"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"
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