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Malnaise

A cuckold of a boy; also an act mostly known for harvesting the bacterial yeast of an infected vagina, which in turn, then uses it as a condiment in between his sandwich, like cream cheese.
Bro 1: Hey man! Have you ever had a Malnaise sammich?

Bro 2: A what?

Bro 1: a Malnaise sammich! It's where you collect the fungus of a woman's infect vagina and use it in place of creamcheese! I've heard it's a much more healthier option than plain ol regular Cream cheese
by BraditoEspacito December 18, 2018
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Malásek

takové malé orangutan
Víš co je Malásek? Víc chlupatější věc jsem neviděl.
by synek June 8, 2020
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Malásek

takové malé orangutan
Víš co je Malásek? Jo, víc chlupatější věc jsem v životě neviděl.
by synek June 8, 2020
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maleise

Feeling unwell or anxious due to having too many orchid-necklaces around your neck at one time.
I love visiting Hawaii, and I always enjoy being welcomingly greeted by lots of lovely brown-skinned damsels; I was warned about da possibility of maleise, though, and so da way I avoid dat hazard is to "pass along" (i.e., take them off and place them around other tourists' necks) some of my flower-necklaces if I accumulate more than three or four of dem in a short period.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
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Malaine

the funniest, comical, humourous, astonishing, bewildering, sharp-witted, person to live on this earth with a tremendous, monumental, stupendous, elephantine, mighty cock!!! a person who deserves head everyday.

whatever you do, don't ever let this person go!
by em a el August 15, 2021
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Maliserli

(MA - LIS - EARLY)

The hottest group of academic coaches in townnnnn
See Also: backbone of the school
Did you see Maliserli today? They are all baddies. I want them to help ME graduate.
by haha 72 May 6, 2022
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Malaiea

She's a amazing, funny, and so kind hearted friend you can ever have. She'll stand for you if no one else will... and you can count her to fight for you if no one won't. She is a best friend that would get in trouble for you, cry with you, wipe those tears for you, and knows you like a book. Malaied is the BEST friend you could ever have! she WILL NOT let anyone hurt your feelings! or stomp all over you! and IF THEY DO.....she will be there to help you stand back up on your two feet! she will always be here ...
Malaiea is a lifetime 🌎
girl calling Malaiea: i need help on a descision

Malaiea: oh yes girl i got u
by cxnnt.find.yxmiii November 20, 2023
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