by Headhunter420 October 20, 2007
1. (noun): The controlled affectations or coherent observations of the physical universe through processes lacking any operating principles.
2. (noun): A practical application of operating principles so arcane despite not breaking any physical laws, that in a universe of infinite size and duration, one could be assured that they had never been discovered and used before, nor if lost, would ever be again.
3. (adjective): An attribute which indicates that something is fundamentally unexplainable; any attempt to explain it leads to logical contradictions.
4. (adjective): The hallucinogenic attributes of certain mushrooms.
5. (noun): A game played by predominantly sexually repressed male persons ranging from high school aged boys who have never been on a date, to middle aged men who tell themselves they are holding out for the right person, preferably a real live anime furry.
2. (noun): A practical application of operating principles so arcane despite not breaking any physical laws, that in a universe of infinite size and duration, one could be assured that they had never been discovered and used before, nor if lost, would ever be again.
3. (adjective): An attribute which indicates that something is fundamentally unexplainable; any attempt to explain it leads to logical contradictions.
4. (adjective): The hallucinogenic attributes of certain mushrooms.
5. (noun): A game played by predominantly sexually repressed male persons ranging from high school aged boys who have never been on a date, to middle aged men who tell themselves they are holding out for the right person, preferably a real live anime furry.
examples:
1a. Oh my god, it's magic! Run for your life!
1b. Wouldn't it be nice if they taught magic side by side with physics in public schools and let the students decide?
2. George Foreman's grill is magic. And it knocks out the fat.
3a. Darling, this evening is simply magical. So I guess I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms.
3b. Q: In a town where every man must be shaved by the barber if and only if he doesn't shave himself, how does the barber get shaved? A: Magic.
4. Darling, this evening is totally freaky because I'm so wasted. I'm glad I ate those magic mushrooms.
5. Look at those nerds over there playing magic. Now point and laugh.
1a. Oh my god, it's magic! Run for your life!
1b. Wouldn't it be nice if they taught magic side by side with physics in public schools and let the students decide?
2. George Foreman's grill is magic. And it knocks out the fat.
3a. Darling, this evening is simply magical. So I guess I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms.
3b. Q: In a town where every man must be shaved by the barber if and only if he doesn't shave himself, how does the barber get shaved? A: Magic.
4. Darling, this evening is totally freaky because I'm so wasted. I'm glad I ate those magic mushrooms.
5. Look at those nerds over there playing magic. Now point and laugh.
by thesandor July 25, 2009
Magic is a slang term for a mix of heroin and fentanyl. Fentanyl is a synthetic opiate approximately eighty times as strong as morphine. It is an odorless white powder that, because of its strength, is often used to "cut" low-grade heroin to increase potency. Magic, also known as "The Bomb," is an incredibly dangerous type of heroin, and is extremely easy to overdose on.
"Hey man, did you hear that Big Joe OD'd on some Magic last night?"
"Shit man... give me black tar any day, I won't go near that shit."
"Shit man... give me black tar any day, I won't go near that shit."
by ThisIsIrony March 15, 2009
by Anti.Social.Club6 June 21, 2019
Earthbound Zero/Mother: In magicant everyone is your friend.
Earthbound/Mother2: Magicant was born from your mind and all of your thoughts of good, evil, beauty, and sorrow.
Earthbound/Mother2: Magicant was born from your mind and all of your thoughts of good, evil, beauty, and sorrow.
by Earthbound Espeon May 14, 2003
by thenameisdita June 22, 2004
1. Rivers Cuomo"I've got the magic in me"
Magic Johnson "Sorry to hear about that Rivers, I am also infected with the magic."
2. "This is where the magic happened." synonymous with " This is where I contracted the AIDS virus".
3. "This is where the magic happens." synonymous with "This is where I spread the AIDS virus."
Magic Johnson "Sorry to hear about that Rivers, I am also infected with the magic."
2. "This is where the magic happened." synonymous with " This is where I contracted the AIDS virus".
3. "This is where the magic happens." synonymous with "This is where I spread the AIDS virus."
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole September 25, 2010