madylin

An amazingly funny gal who will make your day better but beware! She can put up a fight!

Wow look, there is a madylin!

by Zjtp January 1, 2017

Maryland Oven Roast

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.

Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!

by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009

maryland

the only state in the shape of a hand-gun

Which state is in the shape of a handgun? Oh yeah, Maryland.

by zbfunk September 1, 2010

maryland bomber

When someone gets 5 strikes in a row in bowling.

Wow, did you see Danny get that maryland bomber? That was sick!

by sexbang December 22, 2013

maryland special

The act of fucking your sister and cousin in a threesome.

I had the Maryland Special last night after a long day

by HeyBigBoy February 4, 2015

Maryland turn signal

When you turn your turn signal on when you are already in the process of changing lanes

In high traffic I use the Maryland turn signal when changing lanes so I don't get blocked out

by J.Stizzamos October 1, 2015

Maryland

Literally the only place in the world where people will willingly chug Old Bay

"Oh my gosh, what the hell is he drinking??"

"Um.... Old Bay. We're in Maryland. Duh."

by Politely Vulgar June 6, 2017