Macht

One who consumes large amounts of alcoholis beverages in the hopes of ending the night in the company of a sexual partner, a macht's behavior is further compounded with the use of cannabis eventually leading to a series of blunt sexual advances. A macht should never at all costs be fed psychedelics due to adverse reactions such as nudity, self fondling and general chaos!!!

Im getting straight machted up TONIGHT!!!

by Norte Borracho July 31, 2006

arbeit macht frei

a phrase standing on the gates of german concentration camps. Translation means "work makes free"

"Arbeit macht frei" = "Work makes free"

by Felix February 20, 2005

mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005

falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

machtig

an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.

machtig: be careful
vandal: and jizz

by Seals October 17, 2006

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009