machine

The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.

Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.

machine by snootch May 11, 2003

machine

anything more advanced than a pitchfork

guy1: thats sum machine

machine by roge May 8, 2005

machine

the type of person that destroys everthing in there path includng fences, road signs and young children, often after alcohol or when the command 'FINISH HIM' is yelled

you walk into a road works sign you shout 'FINISH HIM' then the machine beats the sign until it cannot be recognized

machine by previous victim November 18, 2010

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.

Machine by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

machine

After drinking and/or smoking too much, the way one can sometimes throw up. Clean and fast, and this person is still able to keep on going. The sight could be compared to water coming from a water fountain statue.

After he chugged 10 beers, he machined like a champ and drank more.

machine by damachine October 6, 2003

Machine

The official definition of Machine is and always be - Mo.

Me: Mo, you are an official Machine sir, when looking Machine up in the dictionary your name will be there.

Mo: But how brother?

Me: You've been out the house 5 minutes and already... sir you are a Machine!!

Machine by straff July 8, 2012

Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

Machine by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021