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Maccas Skiddy

To pull a maccas Skiddy, feed you kid (works best with kids under 3) more than the recommended amount of chicken nuggets. Then force feed them some lacitives until they shit themselves. Let them outside to play on the slide. Make sure you tell the other children your pouring chocolate down the slide proceed to release your child and let them spread there runny shit all over the playground. Those kids will then get diarrhoea due to eating the said chocolate, then they will also shit all over the maccas playground. This will cause a mega Maccas Skiddy. This could lead to a town wide spread of the maccas Skiddys and could cause a catastrophic crash of the maccas market. Hot fudge will also be free.
When I was six I cause a mass maccas Skiddy and I'd do it again.
Maccas Skiddy by Millao August 14, 2021

Maccas slag 

Typically a girl who rolls up their Maccas apron and has a ponytail plait.
She shorten her apron like a short dress a Maccas slag
Maccas slag by #maccas101 September 30, 2022

Midnight Maccas Run 

n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.
SMS at 1:30am. Must be a Midnight Maccas Run!
Midnight Maccas Run by Yaziyo September 21, 2009

Bell Street Maccas 

Located in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, this is not just a food outlet, it's an institution.

With its immaculate facade -not to mention fully sik carpark- at the intersection welcoming youse all to Wogville, Habibi Kebabs was always going to run a poor second.

From 10pm onwards (earlier if it's a school night) zooped up Skoiloine's and fully sik VL Turbos congregate at Bell Street Maccas to practise the skillful technique that is the casual droppage of empty Maccas wrappers onto the bitumen.

When Maccas' exterior speakers begin pelting out "Love Me Tender" it signals the commencement of Bell Street Maccas's "Exhaustoff" and "Burnouts" inwhich participants rev their engines, swing figure 8s and generally do anything which will earn them an RACV black ban for life.

Innocent bystanders unaware of the laws pertaining to conduct at Bell Street Maccas are rarely seen again. Either the Maccas muzzas convert them, or they disappear in a cloud of (burning rubber) smoke.
"OMG - youse are fully sikkk!! We were cruisin past Bell Street Maccas last night afta Zos an bro, you tore tha shiiiit outta that engine re!"

"Dun eat the whole thing re, you already ate enough galaktabouriko to feed all the muzzas down at Bell Street Maccas on a Saturday night."

Innisfail Maccas 

Innisfail Mcdonald's also know as ''Maccas'' is a high class restaurant for the locals within Innisfail. It offer a gourmet range of foods such as the $1 hamburger and $1 frozen drinks because they are the only thing the Maoris from Innisfail State College can afford on a thursday afternoon after smoking fat joints instead of showing up to their classes.
Oi mum pick us up a frozen drink at Innisfail Maccas

Portsea Maccas 

A mythical place your friends go to on a late night maccas run. Typically of great distance to your present location. Portsea Maccas still sells that far far away shrek pasta with those little green shreky hand tongs.
“Where are you guys?”
“Portsea Maccas!!!”

“Where we going?”
“Porstsea maccas.”
Portsea Maccas by mxiom August 15, 2020