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Bell Street Maccas

Located in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, this is not just a food outlet, it's an institution.

With its immaculate facade -not to mention fully sik carpark- at the intersection welcoming youse all to Wogville, Habibi Kebabs was always going to run a poor second.

From 10pm onwards (earlier if it's a school night) zooped up Skoiloine's and fully sik VL Turbos congregate at Bell Street Maccas to practise the skillful technique that is the casual droppage of empty Maccas wrappers onto the bitumen.

When Maccas' exterior speakers begin pelting out "Love Me Tender" it signals the commencement of Bell Street Maccas's "Exhaustoff" and "Burnouts" inwhich participants rev their engines, swing figure 8s and generally do anything which will earn them an RACV black ban for life.

Innocent bystanders unaware of the laws pertaining to conduct at Bell Street Maccas are rarely seen again. Either the Maccas muzzas convert them, or they disappear in a cloud of (burning rubber) smoke.
"OMG - youse are fully sikkk!! We were cruisin past Bell Street Maccas last night afta Zos an bro, you tore tha shiiiit outta that engine re!"

"Dun eat the whole thing re, you already ate enough galaktabouriko to feed all the muzzas down at Bell Street Maccas on a Saturday night."
by Aussie Adonis, moite. October 11, 2005
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maccas run

Dropping everything to hit McDonalds up for some food. Usually best done in pairs.
1. Hey fat cunt, you up for a Maccas run?
2. Maccas hit anyone?
by aggot September 2, 2003
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Maccas run

The act of leaving your couch and going to McDonalds to get some food. Usually done in pairs/or group during the night.
Robbo: Hey bro, I'm hungry. You up for a Maccas run?

Johnno: Aight bro, lets go
by Jimmy Man January 5, 2011
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maccas pain

The unpleasent feeling expirienced after the initial euphoria of eating large amounts of McDonalds.
"ugh, i'm feeling the maccas pain after that extra double beef and cheese"
by Robbie D! December 21, 2008
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Maccas Muncher

“Stop taking up the whole bench you fucking maccas muncher
by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023
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maccas

Maccas is the australian name for the golden deep-fried arches of mcdonalds. Home to such ingenious slogans as 'it's mac time' (the heroin addicts loved that one) 'things that make you go mmmm' and 'I'm loving it'. More genious work in marketing includes the burgers. Big mac. Man you need some research to come up with that. Mcnuggets. Sounds like ronald's castrated himself and fed them to you. And ofcourse the happy meal. The happy meal. It makes fun of itself. There greatest accomplishment was to create the childrens character. Hamburglar. Doesn't that give you idea they are giving your impressionable young children the idea of stealing their hamburgers. And just the word. Hamburglar. Grimace comes next. Each oiur food and you will turn into an unco-ordinated obese purple blob with no hair or neck. How many people globally who have gotten. mcobesity and mccardiac arrest are countless and thir heartless slaughter of etheopian slaves to make their burgers is just inhuman. Summed up simply maccas is a place. summed up more complicatedly macca is a place of child molesting clowns who want to put their hand into your wallet and pants.
BOGAN "Hey shazza let's go to maccas and gain kilos while going into convulsions"

OTHER BOGAN " I can't I gott a go ask for child support of the five different fathers of my children. That and I've got detention forscrewing my 50 year old teacher at reccess
by roasty toasty April 9, 2005
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Maccas Psychosis

A delusional state of mind where one is often disconnected from reality, facing the extremities of the McDonalds Empire.
Ronald: For one to reach spiritual, eternal awakening, one must delve deep into their Maccas Psychosis.
by Fungus Royale May 13, 2020
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