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jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"
"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."
by my8086 May 25, 2007
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micro manther

a guy who’s already graduated high school but still hits on underaged girls
oh my homie graduated 3 years ago but he’s dating a girl still in high school, he’s a micro manther
by yamazar December 26, 2020
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

telented & real
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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manther

Noun. Origin: the male form of a "cougar", man + panther= manther. An older man who frequents bars, lounges and clubs, never a genuine gentleman, ranging from ten to fifty years older than his victim. Usually carries an unusually fat wallet, wears too much cologne, and dresses younger than his age. May over-frequent the tanning beds and gym, have trendy/dyed facial hair such as a soul patch or goatee, may use the terms "baby", "sugar tits", or other female defamation when trying to pursue his prey. If balding, may never take off his ball cap in order to hide his aging hairline. Manthers always seem to evade the question of their age, previous or current marriages, children, and most things regarding their past (unless it has to do with thier old frat/college football days). Manthers prey on their younger victims in order to gain popularity amongst their fellow mathers, as well as for a sexual high. Some manthers are extremely good looking, stylish and somewhat gentlemanly. Others are old, drunk dirt balls with a lot of money and a feeling of self-entitlement.
1. Damn Shelley, why do all the mathers have to whip out their wallets and expect me to go to bed with them?

2. Oooh! Look at that manther over there! Maybe I can get him to buy us some drinks; I need a sugar daddy.
by USS Lady Red September 9, 2007
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A great rapper, who has changed hip-hop forever. He was born 17 October 1972. He was brought up in Detroit and his Mom did something bad to him I think...I don't know, I haven't got all of his albums...Anyway, yeah, he's a good rapper. Cares about his daughter, Hailie. He'd probably have a better reputation on this site if most of his fans didn't type like complete and utter RETARDS and didn't just like him because they thought he was hot. Come on, you mindless teeny boppers! Like him for his talent, not because he's attractive!
ii<3EMIN3M_SHAYDEEZLAYDEE: LOL!!1 ii luv EMiiN3M!!11 HEZ SOOO LUSH LOLOLOLOLOL!!11111ONEONEONE11!!1!

Me: Grow up, you moronic bastard, and stop typing like a retard.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers
by Charlotte.. February 6, 2007
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snow manther

A manther, thus being a male version of a cougar, that has aged to the point of obtaining a snowy white coat. This covering allows the snow manther to disguise easily when in search of much, much younger prey. The snow manther has an evolutionary advantage when stalking prey in winter.
That Bob Barker is such a snow manther!

I was kind of turned on by that snow manther until he shit himself and his dentures fell out.
by Tony Perkis September 8, 2009
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Kim Mathers

Kimberley Ann Scott Mathers is Hailie's mom and Eminem's ex wife. Her relationship with Marshall Mathers has been misunderstood by many people.
Eminem has "killed" her in two songs, "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" and "Kim". In fact, both songs are reconciliation attempts from Marshall, as he explains it in his book "Angry Blonde"...
Kim grew up with Marshall as his foster sister at his mom's home. In his recent "I Love You More" song (which is a spicy love ballad), Eminem expressed his unconditional love for Kim.
Kim has cheated on Marshall with John Guerra and the press has spilled a lot of ink about that event where Eminem himself got into trouble...and which could have cost him his career. Kim also has some cocaine addiction problems since 2001.
She's currently on probation till 2006.
Kim often gets insulted by my fellow female fans who should consider that her life has been exposed a lot and that whatever may happen between her and Marshall, it is none of our business.
Kim is Hailie and Whitney's mom. Whitney is her second child from her relationship with Eric Hartter.
by Isabelle Esling October 16, 2004
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