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Filipino term for someone who is obnoxiously choosy, nit-picky, and disgusted at a particular object or such circumstances especially when criticizing and focusing to the not-so-important tiny details of which.
:"You know my friend Stewart, he is so maarte because he doesn't wash and wipe his ass when he takes a shit and instead he uses toilet paper. Ughh, gross!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."

:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"
maarte by make bb June 30, 2021
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A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.

Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
So my friend is a real Maarten
Maarten by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017
This girl is so beautifull and special the boy who can get her is so lucky, and This girl is hot
Maantje is cute
maantje by Heethoofd February 24, 2017
A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world
Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick
Maarten by Sinadis June 5, 2017
A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male
look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks
A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.

Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.

They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
Let's go full blown Maarten tonight (let's lie to eachother and drink strong drinks/get very drunk)
Maarten by FruitFlyAttack November 22, 2021

Määrten 

Määrten is a person that everyone wants to have by their side, full of life and affection. Someone to learn with and with whom you can be yourself.
He loves his family and friends, dances terribly, says a lot of nonsense and he always finds a way to make you laugh. He is a person that once you know is hard to forget, he’s always looking for your good. It’s hard for him to find solutions to problems, but he always finds a way.

Määrten is a very attractive person, that’s why he has many suitors and those who manage to become his lovers will find it difficult to find a person who pleases them as much as Määrten does in bed.
He signs up for all the parties and trips, although his dream is to retire young and have his own garden with tomatoes and potatoes (he will be able to do this thanks to the millions he will earn for all the NFTs he’ll sell).
Määrten saying hi: Ciao Bella!