When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "
by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021
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Lymph Node
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That Lamphere showed that dude who wouldn't shut his mouth.
I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.
I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.
by WripWrath June 1, 2009
Get the Lamphere mug.Someone, normally male, that eats, breathes, & lives for sex. he dreams about it, often playing it over so much in his mind that something he has never tried can be exceptional the first time done with another person. he is insatiable & always ready to play but that does not always make her a slut or whore, for he can be picky in his selection.
u be a nympho, i'll be a lympho
by maria March 9, 2005
Get the lympho mug.the girl in a pair who is a little less attractive than the other; every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster hottie that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow. The lamphrey can be found next to her, and she is less hot.
person one: "Man, did you see Natalia? That girl is fiiiine."
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"
by amandaluna May 26, 2006
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Get the Lyph mug.After googling, legit fear of lymph cancer because one of your lymph nodes hurts due to something not serious like the common cold or an upper respiratory infection.
Jane is suffering from lymphobia because one of her lymph nodes is swollen due to an upper respiratory infection.
by JBFlower January 13, 2019
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