Lutheran Style

A sexual act performed by leaning a woman against a door and nailing her on it. Named after Martin Luther, a religious reformist who expressed his critique of the Catholicism by nailing his 95 thesis to a church door.

When Mary and I got to her house last night, she was so ready we didn't make it into the bedroom. We did it Lutheran style on the bedroom door.

by pseudonymphomanicdepressive May 25, 2015

Lutheran Bitch

This is any student who attends Lutheran High School. Not necessarily every student is one, however, most show certain qualities. Examples include the inability to mind one's own business, acting five years younger than one's actual age, and is probably a virgin.

Stacy: Oh I'm gonna park here because I can do as I please and I'm not bothering anyone
Jade: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE IS TAKING UP 5 PARKING SPOT!!! GET THE COPS!!!!!
Stacy: What a Lutheran Bitch

by jesus4lyf420 June 1, 2018

Redeemer Lutheran

A private school filled with a lot of kids who have known each other since the fetus stage and if u go there later on u will not be expected as apart of the family. When u go to this school you will meet people that will probably be ur friends till the day u die. We put very good plays that at the same time suck because we don’t have good actors but our costumes and props are fire. You will go in very fancy school trips like to the keys and North Carolina witch are like the best things ever. We also have a dance that’s not that fancy because it’s in our gym but everyone gets over dressed up in it anyway because we usually only get to wear uniforms so we get a little extra when we get to something else. Not to mention if u where here around 2016 u got to witness them paint are whole ass school the color of snot

Public school kid: where do u go to school
Private school kid: redeemer Lutheran

Public school kid: eww tf , u went to private school, where is that

by KoolKidsNeverDie June 2, 2019

Tej Luthra

A little boy who is my friend who wears a wife beater he loves to eat curry and play basketball with a coconut

OH IMAGINE BEING TEJ LUTHRA WOWOWOWOWOW

by tejveer gosavini March 3, 2022

Lakeside Lutheran

HELL.
Pure Hell of a Lutheran School.
Unnecessary Disciplines, Worthless Faculty.

Gayside

Another word for Gay, fucked, or anything else for that matter.

"Dude, I just got Yelled at by Lakeside Lutheran."
"Did you get Lakeside'd?
"Yea, I got Lakeside'd."

by Just an old friend March 16, 2009

St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala

A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you

Hey do you go to St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala?

yeah….

I hate you, petty hoe.

by iwannadie6999 December 16, 2021

trinity lutheran school

A school that was awesome but now sux butt! the church screwed it up pissed everyone off and now no1 wants to go there let alone teach there. They never should have fired L. Reynolds. she was the best thing to ever happen to trinity and you blew it. Good job.

I used to go to trinity Lutheran
No No we went to trinity lucifer!

by Sydney December 14, 2004