Luise

Everybody love Luise because she is a very adorable girl.

Ususlig blonde and smart but often slightly nuts.

But she is just the best thing thats ever happen to you.

Luise is perfection

by xoxolovelife December 31, 2016

lurders

Penis shaped sugar cookies that are usually made by sororities, and bachelorette parties

Hey Gina, did you make the lurders yet?

by Justin Huey May 2, 2006

Lurkey

A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North American Wilderness. It is not a very social creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.

Uninformed individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"

Scientist: "Guess Again."

Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"

Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."

Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"

Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"

by Mr. Moreau May 14, 2013

text lurker

The person that creepers over your shoulder well you are sending a message via your mobile phone. This person often asks you a question relating to the message sent to one of your friends.

Adam (textmessage)- Hey Michelle, it was nice seeing you yesterday.
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!

by donttextlurk13 April 22, 2010

whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003

Lussell

The affectionate name used by vietnamese prostitutes when referring to their pimps or handlers.

My Lussell pays me good money and he make me so horny or my Lussell loves it when I feed him sticky rice (with extra minge sauce) and curry pot stickers.

by von visa November 6, 2007

The Lurker

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.

Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004